Got home late last night & switched on the telly to find that a certain serial-arsehole has retired from cricket. I know he's supposed to be the best bowler of all time, but you know what, I don't care.
Now, I can only gather my opinions from the media as I don't know Shane Warne, but I do know cricket players, and they make Aussie Rules footballers seem like refined pillars of society in comparison to the rabble in white. Suffice it to say, Warney is the king of the bogans, and his immediate departure from my field of vision can't come quick enough. I know the "Footy Show" mentality of the majority of this country will be in mourning today, including the Joke we have as a leader, but I can't wait 'till he appears on the Aussie version of "I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here", and is lost (forever) in the wilds of West Sunshine.
So to you Shane Warne, I offer the following :
Get fat, get bald and get fucked!
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