"Venezuela's leftist President Hugo Chavez has urged his idol, Cuban President Fidel Castro, to resume wearing his customary military uniform instead of the tracksuit he has sported since undergoing surgery last year."
Now the way I see it, Fidel has a reason for wearing a tracksuit - he's old, recovering from surgery, and has lived in a country which has exiled itself from the Western world for 50 years, hence has been mercifully spared the anguish of fashion.
When I visit the local shops in my 'hood on any given day, all of those trackie-dack wearing bogans don't have the same excuse. Hugo Chavez needs to come to Australia and smarten up the locals.
Parachute-silk should be banned by the Geneva convention anyway - if anyone is seen outside wearing anything made from this evil textile, UN Peacekeepers should be sent in...
Hey drug dealers, Commodore drivers, young mums who've let themselves go, and middle-aged women who get foils in their hair and watch Big Brother - a change is coming!
Personally, I can't wait...
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