Yes, Contrary to Rumours, I am STILL ALIVE

Ok OK, I know it's been a month and a half since my last update, but I've been busy with the Melbourne Film Festival, turning 40, and packing my mother off to Qld for a month in the sun.

But I'm back baby, I'm back!

Went to the Lee Gallery opening on Friday night, and discovered that if Fashionistas are Perth, I'm Sydney. The place was full of heaps of wanna-bees, models, haircuts, crocodiles, snakes, stick insects, and Madam Ginger & I. We brought along Niece Poopie whom had fun, but even the free booze wasn't tempting enough to keep us in the sardine-like conditions. The kids seemed to be having a ball though, and there were some mighty fine legs on display! Woohoo! So glad I'm an old fella now...



Got home just in time to watch "The 40 Year Old Virgin" on Foxtel - now that's entertainment!

How do I know you're gay? 'Cause you like Coldplay - Genius!